What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the name of the best brewer in the world?

Bock Goodale

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

What happens when a plant is sad?

The other plants have to photosympathize with it

Oh Jokes More Oh Jokes

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

4yo Jokes More 4yo Jokes

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh