What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

Oh Jokes More Oh Jokes

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

4yo Jokes More 4yo Jokes

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.