What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the highest number in the world?

420

What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common?

They were both fingered by their brother.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET

Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

Oh Jokes More Oh Jokes

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

4yo Jokes More 4yo Jokes

How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.