Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
Bock Goodale
Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!
Because he sleeps on a waterbed !
A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.
Deceased and desist
Because he didn't need a living room anymore!
Because he's a cross product.
They smuck
Inception
The other plants have to photosympathize with it
Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!
OH CARP!!!
Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.