What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the worlds longest sentence?

I do.

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Who are the most intelligent monsters?

Zombies (because, Braiiiiiiins!!!)

What do you call memories of zombies?

FLESHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

Oh Jokes More Oh Jokes

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

4yo Jokes More 4yo Jokes

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..