How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

What's it called when you remember a good meme?

A Memento

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What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

How do you know if you have amnesia?

I don't know.

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How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh