Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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Double D-Mons

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Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.

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In case your other agus breaks.

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What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.