Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!