How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

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How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Potatoe

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

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How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.