You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)
You get stoned.
They Fallout
Because they need a man to do it for them
Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
Because they always bombed their tests.
The alphabat.
