What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

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What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

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Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

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Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

Why are setups to jokes so important?

because seven ate nine.

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How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

How did the snow man get to school?

He took his icicle