You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)
Dank god
He was soda pressed.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
She said she didn't see him coming
This is no joke.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !
Spirit week.
