Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

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Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

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What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

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How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What do you call a pig that has never been tested for an infection?

Uncultured swine.

What do you call high school students doing a digestive system test?

In-test teens.