Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

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Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

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What did one ISIS member say to another?

IED mubarak.."

What does ISIS call wine snobs?

Zinfandels!!!!!!

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What's a skunk's favourite game in school?

Show and smell!

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

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Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.