Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

What's the opposite of effort?

F it.

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

What's the best score you can get on a test?

Not Pregnant"

Good Grade Jokes More Good Grade Jokes

Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades?

Honor roll.

Who get's the best grades?

A-sians

Stephen Jokes More Stephen Jokes

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up