How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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What's the ugliest tree in the world?

Yew

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

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What holds the moon up?

A: Moonbeams.

What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

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How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

How many /r/ users does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.

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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light

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What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

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How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.