How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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What's the name of the best brewer in the world?

Bock Goodale

Who is the most communist cat in the world?

Meow Zedong

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How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

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My Zipper.

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

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How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb?

Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.

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Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

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How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.