He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?
They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.
If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.
There's change in a lightbulb
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
A: Hold my purse.
He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.
An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.
When I rant as much as that people boo me too.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
My life revolves around you!