How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

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What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

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How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

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Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.