How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

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How much is the policy for a white supremacist?

3k.

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.