How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

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What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)