Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

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Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What jumps up and down in front of a car ?

Froglights !

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico