Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

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How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

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