Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

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What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college?

About thirty thousand dollars a year.

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge