Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

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What's the difference between an Arab and an American wife?

The age

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.