What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

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What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

What happens to you at Christmas ?

Yule be happy !

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How, would you answer this question?

No. -How

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

Why did the Tinman not go to the ball?

His heart wasn't in it.

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What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

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Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

Why do we blink subconsciously?

You aren't now!