What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

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What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

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Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

uh...a blacker eye?

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

Blink Jokes More Blink Jokes

Why do we blink subconsciously?

You aren't now!

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.