What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

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What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

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Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ?

Three blind mice !

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Blink Jokes More Blink Jokes

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.