What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

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What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

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What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

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Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

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What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.