What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

Previous Random Joke Next
Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

What do you call someone who worships balls?

Sack-religious.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eye's?

a fsh

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !

Blink Jokes More Blink Jokes

Why the dude's ear is blinking blue?

Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.