What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

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What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

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Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir."

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

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What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

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What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

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Why do we blink subconsciously?

You aren't now!

Why the dude's ear is blinking blue?

Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...