What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

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What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

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What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

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Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

A: I have my eye on you.

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Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

Blink Jokes More Blink Jokes

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

Why the dude's ear is blinking blue?

Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...