Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

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When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

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How does a T-Rex apologize?

He says Tyrannosorry.

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.