Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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What do you call a T-Rex with tourettes?

I'm sorry.

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore