Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

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What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

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What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.