Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

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How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

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What did the college junior say just before her toe was cut off?

NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore