Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

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What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

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Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

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How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.