Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

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What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch"

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a T-Rex with tourettes?

I'm sorry.