Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

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How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

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What do you call a bee with a toe?

Toby"

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

How does a T-Rex apologize?

He says Tyrannosorry.