What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

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What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

What kind of bees hum and drop things ?

A fumble bee !

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.