What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

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What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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What do you call a pair of attractive succubi?

Double D-Mons

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.