What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

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How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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What kind of tree is a must?

An obliga-tree.

What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks