What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

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What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument?

Two-Baaas.