What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

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What kind of bread do Rednecks like?

Inbred

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)

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What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!