What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

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What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood

Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns