What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

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What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

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What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions?

Dreamcatchers

How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

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What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture?

A zhuologist