What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!