What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

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What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

Why do they make the underwear so fancy?

No one is ever going to see it anyway. Me: Uh huh.

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What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

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Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood