What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

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What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle