What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

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What do you buy a recently neutered cat?

Spay Roses.

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

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What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

Who's there ! Bug ! Bug who ?

Bug Rodgers !