What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

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Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

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What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

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What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

geSTAHPo!