What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich?

An ambulance.

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.