What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What lives in gum trees ?

Stick insects !

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.