An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.
Stick insects !
Stick
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!
An ambulance.
Rich... Also an ambulance.
Chicken sees-a salad
Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)
Stopping it with a shovel
Give her a shovel.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.