What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

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What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

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What did on western cheese say to the other?

You gouda bounty on your head. You cheddar be here when I get back.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

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What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.