What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

What are you an idiot?

Redneck: "Why is it required "