What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you get a man who has everything?

storage

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich?

An ambulance.

What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.