What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required