Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

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What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Farty Jokes More Farty Jokes

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty