Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

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What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

What did the abacus say to the adding machine?

Calc you later!

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What do you call an Irish milkshake?

Mashed potatoes...

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What is the politically correct term for Mexicans?

Human Beans.

What did one bean say to the other?

How you bean doing.

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

Farty Jokes More Farty Jokes

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."