What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

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Why did the farmer take a milk bath?

Because he's too tall for a milk shower.

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus