What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

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What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.