What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.