What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

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Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.