Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Previous Random Joke Next
Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

What shall I do?

Hide the tiddley winks.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

Well Kind Jokes More Well Kind Jokes

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!