Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

B9

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.