Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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What is something we all lost?

The Game

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.