Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

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Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

What is the fastest insect in the World?

Lice" Why ... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah.