Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

How will I know when I'm an adult?

and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

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Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

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Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race?

Because the winner was a cheetah

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.