Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

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Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

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What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?

A bunch of bi Nanas.