Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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They're afraid of getting owned

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They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

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Fast food

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Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

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Because they are cheetahs.

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They might be cheetahs!

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The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

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A nerd herd!