Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

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What gets harder the more you play with it?

A Rubik's cube, you dirty minded individuals!

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

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Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

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What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.