He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!
A widower.
It was a shih-tzu
They don't know where home is.
Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots
It rars
RAWR
She goes to the bathroom.
They always fold.
Too many cheetahs!!!!
A dog that chases cars - and catches them !
A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.
Jail break.