What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

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Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

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What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."