Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the mentally challenged midget crying?

He was a little down.

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

Why is mild cheddar even a thing?

Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.