What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

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What is the difference between roast beef and pee soup?

You can roast beef.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

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Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

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What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

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How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.