Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
racism has many faces
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
A: He has got no beef.
Because it's not stroganoff.
Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3
for disturbing the peas!
