What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

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What is the difference between roast beef and pee soup?

You can roast beef.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

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What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

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My chestnuts are roasting"

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Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.