What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

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What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

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Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

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What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

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What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25