What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures?

Imgrrrrrrr

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Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

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What do you call terrorists who have degrees in material science and electromagnetic theory?

HysterISIS

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

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Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.