What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

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What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

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How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

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What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.