What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

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She fell out of the tree.

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What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

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What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.