What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

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Trees!

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It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

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What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

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What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.