What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

How many of our friends do you see?

Just Juan.

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Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

What do you call a badly cooked beef?

A misteak.

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How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

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Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

Chicken Finger Jokes More Chicken Finger Jokes

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now