What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

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What happens to all Vertibird pilots?

They Fallout

What happened to the tyrannical peach?

He got impeached!

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Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

How Do You Make Spider-Man Cry?

Cook him some Uncle Ben's

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How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

What do you get when you run over geese?

Goose bumps