How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

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Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ?

Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it !

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

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Why was the volcano so pleasant to be around?

Because he was so magmanimous.

What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.