How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Why Can't the Guy Addicted to Brake Fluid Quit?

He couldn't stop.

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How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

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What did one volcano call the other volcano?

An Ash-hole.

Why was the volcano so pleasant to be around?

Because he was so magmanimous.