How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

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Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!