How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

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Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

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What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

What did the one volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you. It's beautiful.