How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

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