How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

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What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.

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How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

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What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.