How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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He writes scary stories.

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I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Get a broom.

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How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!