Curl Jokes

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

Discus

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

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