How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

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What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.

What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.