How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

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Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

How many days are there in Canadian February?

About Twenty, eh.

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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

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How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

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What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.