How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

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Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.