What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?

AA, Eh

Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

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Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

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Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

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Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.