What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

What did the Canadian Reddit user say?

Ehhhhh lmao

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Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

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What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

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Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

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What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.