What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball