Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?

A poutine.

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

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Why can't you run through a campsite?

Because you ran when it's past tents.

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

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How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox