Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

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What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

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What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel