Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

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What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

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What do you call a really fast lamb?

Lamborghini

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel