Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

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Whats so special about "demon cats"?

Aren't all cats pure evil

Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer.

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Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in five trash cans

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What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

Who's there ! Clark ! Clark who ?

Clark your car in the garage !

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What do you call a really fast lamb?

Lamborghini

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did one pile of wood chips say to the other?

Nothing. They weren't mulch for conversation.