What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.