What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

whisper I don't have a Ferrari.