What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

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What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

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How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

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3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

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Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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Who's there ! A Fred ! A Fred who ?

Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf

What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

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What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

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What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.