What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is life?

Where am I going & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

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What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

Who's there ! A Fred ! A Fred who ?

Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf

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What is the best thing about twenty six year olds?

There are twenty of them

How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

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What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

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How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.