What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz

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What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down?

4 brunettes

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

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What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

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What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

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What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

2scooby4doo

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What is the best thing about twenty six year olds?

There are twenty of them

What's the best thing about twenty-two year olds?

There's twenty of them. It's better said then written.

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What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

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How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.