What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

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How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

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What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

What do we do now?

He said never mind we'll walk.

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Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

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What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

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Where do you find a five year old with no legs?

Exactly where you left him

What's the best part about sleeping with twenty five year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

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What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.