What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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Why was 2 afraid of 4?

Because 4 8 16!

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

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Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

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What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

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What is green, has 8 wheels, and flies?

A garbage truck

How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

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Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

How many balls does Fred have?

10

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What's the best thing about punching twenty one years olds?

There's twenty of them.

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

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What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

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How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.