What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

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What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

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What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

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What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...