What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

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Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

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When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

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What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

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What looks like half an apple?

The other half

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

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What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.