What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt."

What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

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What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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What do you call the western half of Kenya?

Kenya West

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

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What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...