What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

What are 8 Hobbits?

One hobbyte.

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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right we do taste like chicken!

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What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

Gifted!

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What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...