What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

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What are 8 Nougat-Bits?

One Nougat-Byte

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.

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Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)

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What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard