What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing?

Castanets!

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

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Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!

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What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.