How do you shoot a unique deer?

You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford

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What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

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How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)