How do you shoot a unique deer?

You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford

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What does Tupak Shakur have in common with Lethal Weapon 4?

Both were shot in Vegas

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

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What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.