How do you shoot a unique deer?

You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford

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How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

What's more impressive than the talking dragon?

A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!