Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.
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Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.
White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.
Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.
Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.
A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.
A lot of young men went over it. And they would cowardly get shot from the back.
An Amish drive-by shooting
The last black man to have a dream got shot.
Some people are against shooting guns.
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The gun gets triggered.
There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.
The one with a dream was shot.
One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.
Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.
Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".
Tequilher
They have the best schools for it.
They take their prison population and school population to Rio.
Shoot before he hits the water.
Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"
They always shoot the black
If most people leave before shooting starts.
Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.
A police shooting range.
None, they just shoot the room for being black.
He shot it.
King Kong
Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot
A hole in Juan
Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.
He resisted a rest.
Shoot her again.
because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.
Recoil
I guess he was shot through the heart
Because they're meteor
A school shooting
Carl gets shot in the face.
It was a black one.
Because they all shot pilots.
You don't. The police shoot you.
Han Solo
Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.
He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest
Shoot him in June.
None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.
Shoot him again.
Shoot lions.
He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Just kidding he did
Beacause he always shoots at the black one.
Shoot myself
TWIGERING
Pao! Pao!
An elefanatic, of course.
Kevin Nash
Because Donald ducked.
Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.
A high medium low
The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.
You shoot the guy pushing it.
The Secret Service
He had a black eye.
Hole is going to be huge!
An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball
360 hoscope
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Shoot for the Tsars.
Because they'd get in trouble.
One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...
None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.
Shooting the breeze.
Shoot one of them.
peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.
A photographer.
None. They just shoot the room for being black.
Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.
He got shot down.
Shoot him before he hits the ground
Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.
He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.
Shoot the guy pushing it.
Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.
Both were shot in Vegas
Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.
Hole is gonna be huge."
Whedon?
A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."
Somebody shot her.
I wouldn't shoot heroin.
It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!
Reload and shoot again!
You shoot the guys pushing it.
Shoot the first one.
Because they shot the gorilla
None, he fell.
His cousin with the DVD player
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(
A TAD POLE.
six more weeks of bad hockey!
Me: Why are you living in the past
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Chevalry
He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.
A Naanprofit!
I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee
A: It depends on the age.
He lost his hearing.
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
