Where u going?

M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do

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Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

Paperwork Jokes More Paperwork Jokes

How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.

Where u going?

M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do