Where u going?

M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do

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Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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Where u going?

M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do

How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.