M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do
Nah" "Yummy choccy bake " "No" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea...
i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
A coconut!
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.