Where u going?

M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do

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Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Paperwork Jokes More Paperwork Jokes

Where u going?

M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do

How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.