Where u going?

M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do

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What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

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Where u going?

M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do

How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.