What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

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How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

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Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

What's Thor's favourite piece of clothing?

Thunderpants

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How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.