What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

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What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

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How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.