His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.
A fetaphile
All of those guys already have boyfriends.
You twist its knob. edit: grammar
He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse
A Hoodie.
Thunderpants
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.