What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

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What rock group has four guys and no singers?

Mt. Rushmore! Happy presidents day!

What are you guys doing here?

Just waiting for Ronaldo"

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Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

What's a ducks favourite snack?

Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**

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What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

Attire.

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How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.