His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Four guys watching a football game.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness
Non-habit forming
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.