Clothing Jokes

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

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What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

What's Thor's favourite piece of clothing?

Thunderpants

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

What is the cutest piece of clothing?

Cutie

Which article of clothing is the most ghetto?

A Hoodie.

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

Attire.

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How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

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You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

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What gets larger every time I see my Girlfriend?

My credit card bill.

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

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Where does Fred Weasley shop?

Forever 21.

What do you call a fellow who is over 21 and makes bad puns?

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What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.