Clothing Jokes

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

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What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

What's Thor's favourite piece of clothing?

Thunderpants

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

What is the cutest piece of clothing?

Cutie

Which article of clothing is the most ghetto?

A Hoodie.

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

Attire.

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What did the square say to the root?

Radical"

Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

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Wildling Jokes More Wildling Jokes

What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

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Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

Mart Jokes More Mart Jokes

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."