Clothing Jokes

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

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What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

What's Thor's favourite piece of clothing?

Thunderpants

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

What is the cutest piece of clothing?

Cutie

Which article of clothing is the most ghetto?

A Hoodie.

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

Attire.

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Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

Cloth Jokes More Cloth Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Wife Clothe Jokes More Wife Clothe Jokes

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

What is Tumblr's least favourite show?

NCIS

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

21 Jokes More 21 Jokes

Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

Never 21

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

Maid Jokes More Maid Jokes

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling