Clothing Jokes

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

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What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

What's Thor's favourite piece of clothing?

Thunderpants

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

What is the cutest piece of clothing?

Cutie

Which article of clothing is the most ghetto?

A Hoodie.

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

Attire.

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Because he found mercury in it.

What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

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Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

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What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

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What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

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What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

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When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

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Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

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