Maid Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

How many chores can horny maids do?

70. Cooking and 69.

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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

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Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

Fbi Agent Jokes More Fbi Agent Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

Manhattan Jokes More Manhattan Jokes

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

What's a baker's favorite part of Manhattan?

The Lower Yeast Side.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

Dust Jokes More Dust Jokes

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

What are you doing man?

Him: " I am dusting off man.."

Joan Jokes More Joan Jokes

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak