Maid Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

How many chores can horny maids do?

70. Cooking and 69.

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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

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Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him !

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders....

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you call mustard that's not very hot?

Air condijoned. I'll see myself out.

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you feel when there's no coffee left?

Depresso

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

French Jokes More French Jokes

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.