Maid Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

How many chores can horny maids do?

70. Cooking and 69.

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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

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Dust Jokes More Dust Jokes

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

What's on the TV?

I said "Dust!"

Manhattan Jokes More Manhattan Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

Canoe Jokes More Canoe Jokes

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders.

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

Joan Jokes More Joan Jokes

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

Fbi Jokes More Fbi Jokes

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked