What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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How do you start a powerful woman's movement?

Laxatives.

How do you start a teddy bear race ?

Ready teddy go !

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Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks

Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why can't you fight an accountant ?

They'll always out number you!

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Dust Jokes More Dust Jokes

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.