What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

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What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

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What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now