What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

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Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the tele-ban.

Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

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Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

What are you doing man?

Him: " I am dusting off man.."