What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

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How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

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Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)