What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

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How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

Why does it smell of tires?

There are two black people fighting.

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust