What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

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Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

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What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

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Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)