Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

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What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

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Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

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Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

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Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa

Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.