What did Sloth say when he found gold?

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

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How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

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Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

What is a Sloth's favorite breakfast food?

Slothages.