What did Sloth say when he found gold?

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

What is a Sloth's favorite breakfast food?

Slothages.